April 2012
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Inspiration for your quiet place somewhere. →
March 2012
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February 2012
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January 2012
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Chapter 13: The Hero Appears (or everything you... →
For those of you who lack an iphone I uploaded all the pictures that I have taken with instagram to date to a nice neat little cozy folder on facebook which is public like my entire life. I will also continue to dump them in there from time to time. Enjoy. Cheers.
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You're so smart and witty and funny and pretty and...
Why is it that when we meet someone who we feel we have an awesome connection with that we end up putting up with shit that will one day make us hate the ground this very person walks on. Some people would call this love or lust, some say this is “the honeymoon” stage of the relationship. This is like in the cartoons when you see little hearts floating out of this love struck suckers eyes. The...
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Jumping the shark.
So all over the place you hear people with all these resolutions for the new year. Maybe the junkie is going to consume less junk, the overweight is going to consume less junk, the kids are going to watch less junk. This year people are going to work out more, love more, fuck more, eat better, work out better, fuck better. This is the year they will quit smoking or at least cut down to a pack a...
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Didn't nobody tell you the house will always win?
So I spent the new year in a new city. It’s one of many cities I’ve been to in the past year of my personal manifest of places to explore. This year I plan on finishing the rest of the states and parts of Canada. This time around I was welcomed to fabulous Las Vegas. Isn’t it some weird fight club like rule to not speak of your time in Vegas. I don’t want to anger the gods of Vegas so I won’t get...
December 2011
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November 2011
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and it was all still possible.
You ever have people around you who act as though they went through nine months of pregnancy with you and feel the need to act as mom number three, four and five.It could be your so called best friend or lover, or maybe just some acquaintance you see once in a while that smiles at you with that shit eating grin. You stay up too late. These people tell you how you should be living your life. They...
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I’ve shared your lips so now they sicken me.
When did everyone let their guard down and let big brother sneak its way into our their lives with a disease called social media. Now don’t get me wrong here I have fallen victim to the mybooks and facespaces of the internets but within reason. See I may update my status, write a twit, or update my blog but you will never read the words “Jimmy Goose checked in…” anywhere. When did it become...
The wolf in the sheepish orgy
So I feel like instagram is one of those things you bash until you actually get it and then you are like fuck this is maybe kind of cool why was I being the deb downer about this app that I’ve never even used. Well stuck in traffic somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania early this AM in a moment of boredom I decided to give it a chance…follow me on there if you have it and even care a...
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Every week I remind people how much I really...
Every week I seem to make some dumb remark about a certain person from my past and it usually involves some funny vocabulary and jokes that can make me giggle like a schoolgirl. I like to make jokes about serious events in my life cause in the end really what good is being serious about the serious. Serious people always seem to be complaining and stressed out. I like to deliver sarcasm and...
October 2011
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Dust on the shelf that’s better left as dust.
Have you ever been cleaning or organizing and ran into some old birthday cards or letters you received over the years from people you would say you were in a destructive relationship with. You probably even forgot that these had been stashed in that old sock drawer or wherever you like to hide shit away. Maybe you just aren’t the sentimental type and you just trashed them the day you got them....
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I just shook your pee didn’t I?
So I was talking to someone about this the other day and then the situation was put before me for like the 4,823rd time in my life. Now this may be an issue for girls too but as a gent I can tell you this happens quite often to those of us who actually wash our hands upon leaving the bathroom even if we don’t fall into the employees must wash their hands category. So you walk into the bathroom you...
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Apple Predicts Siri 24 years ago...off slightly by... →
Click the link above to watch the original video from 1987.
In 1987, Apple released this concept video for Knowledge Navigator, a voice-based assistant combined with a touchscreen tablet computer.
Based on the dates mentioned in the Knowledge Navigator video, it takes place on September 16, 2011. The date on the professor’s calendar is September 16, and he’s looking for a 2006...
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Download here. Upload hear not here.
I need to start writing down the things I want to write about because by the time I actually get to sit in front of a computer to write, the idea of what I was going to write about is gone and the drunk idea of something I found humorous in some conversation in some shitty bar has came and went quicker than your last boner. See you can tweet from a smartphone and thats great but to actually sit...