and it was all still possible.
You ever have people around you who act as though they went through nine months of pregnancy with you and feel the need to act as mom number three, four and five.It could be your so called best friend or lover, or maybe just some acquaintance you see once in a while that smiles at you with that shit eating grin. You stay up too late. These people tell you how you should be living your life. They...
I’ve shared your lips so now they sicken me.
When did everyone let their guard down and let big brother sneak its way into our their lives with a disease called social media. Now don’t get me wrong here I have fallen victim to the mybooks and facespaces of the internets but within reason. See I may update my status, write a twit, or update my blog but you will never read the words “Jimmy Goose checked in…” anywhere. When did it become...
The wolf in the sheepish orgy
So I feel like instagram is one of those things you bash until you actually get it and then you are like fuck this is maybe kind of cool why was I being the deb downer about this app that I’ve never even used. Well stuck in traffic somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania early this AM in a moment of boredom I decided to give it a chance…follow me on there if you have it and even care a...
Every week I remind people how much I really...
Every week I seem to make some dumb remark about a certain person from my past and it usually involves some funny vocabulary and jokes that can make me giggle like a schoolgirl. I like to make jokes about serious events in my life cause in the end really what good is being serious about the serious. Serious people always seem to be complaining and stressed out. I like to deliver sarcasm and...